Making Eggs

''Note: The script need not be followed exactly, but it helps if it's followed the same way, or nearly the same way, each time. For best effect this skit is normaly done as a film production. There would be 3 camera men set up in differnt areas around stage. There would also be a sound man and director. ''

''Director brings the crew onto the stage area and set up the camera men and the sound man. Then procedes to get the actors ready. Prior part is more or less add libbed. Durring the take the camera men will act like they are rolling old time camers. Sound man should have a stick like a mic boom.''

Director: Camera 1

Camera 1: Ready!

Director: Camera 2

Camera 2: Ready!

Director: Camera 3

Camera 3: Ready!

Director: Sound

Sound: Ready! (typicaly acts a little goofy)

Director: Action!!!

[CHEF beats pretend eggs using a whisk and a bowl.]

Kid: Whatcha doin'?

Chef: Making eggs.

Kid: Can I try some?

Chef: If you want, but they're not ready yet.

Kid: [after trying some] These taste disgusting! [Spins around and dies.]

Chef: [calling on the phone] Doctor! Doctor! [Doctor shows up.]

Doctor: What happened?

Chef: She tried some of my eggs.

Doctor: [Bends down, checks her, and gets back up.] I'm afraid she's dead.

Director: Cut, cut, cut!

''[At this point, the director is upset and suggests they do it again but faster, which they do. After that, as per the director's suggestion they do it slower, and one or more different styles. Each time the director will go through the camera checks with no problem, but after about the second time has to call out to the sound man a couple times to get a response, as he is starting to doze off. On the last take the director will forget to check with sound and only do cameras before calling action. At the end of the last take the director is excited and happy with the performance. He then checks each camera to make sure they got the take. Then checks with sound to make sure they got it and sound is asleep. After yelling sound a couple times sound will say something like "Ready when you are" the crew gets upset and run off stage chasing sound man.]''